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On his 80th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an American Doctor who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
The husband visited the Doctor who gave him some medicine in a bottle and warned,
“This is powerful medication. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want.”
The man thanked the Doctor, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,’ he responded, “but when those words are spoken, the medicine will not work again for six months.”
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved…
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